Don’t let your love’s labors be lost! Keep searching for that special someone and contribute to the profits of candy companies by celebrating Valentine’s Day.
Slow dialogue: 1:12
Explanations: 2:41
Fast dialogue: 14:33
Tony: Another Valentine’s Day! I really hate Valentine’s Day.
Chelsea: What’s your problem?
Tony: I’m sick of seeing heart-shaped boxes, stuffed animals, and cupid decorations everywhere. Lovey-dovey couples on the street and nothing but sentimental movies on TV – that’s what I have a problem with.
Chelsea: You’re just jaded because you don’t have a valentine on Valentine’s Day.
Tony: Do you blame me? This is the third year I’m spending Valentine’s Day alone. That’s enough to make any man feel jaded.
Chelsea: There are plenty of women you could go out with. Just open your eyes and look around.
Tony: All of the women I know are either psycho or attached. I’ve given up on dating.
Chelsea: How will you find a Miss Right with an attitude like that?
Tony: I’ve told you. I’ve given up.
Chelsea: Well, I think you should open your eyes. Your valentine may be right under your nose!

Script by Dr. Lucy Tse