Don’t ever ask me to film your wedding. Find out why in this episode.
Slow dialog: 1:25
Explanations: 3:24
Fast dialog: 14:01
Amelia: I wish we had hired a professional videographer to film it instead of asking your friend Lenny to do it.
Victor: This video isn’t so bad. The production quality isn’t the best, but he did a pretty good job.
Amelia: It’s not bad if you like your video out-of-focus. There are no transitions between scenes and the lighting is terrible. At best, it looks like a rough cut.
Victor: It is a little rough, I admit.
Amelia: There are problems with the audio, too. There are sections of dead air when the audio cuts out. And when there is audio, the volume isn’t uniform.
Victor: That’s true, too, I guess…
Amelia: And the handheld camera footage is so shaky that I feel ill watching it.
Victor: Lenny was just having a good time, getting into the spirit of it.
Amelia: Is that why he got close-up shots of all of the pretty women and none of the other guests?
Victor: Well, you know Lenny. He’ll do better next time.
Amelia: Next time?! How many times do you plan to get married?
Script by Dr. Lucy Tse