This longish-short comedo-tragic bit just about covers everything. And for those things not covered in the "just about" disclaimer, you might have fun over a few spare moments with this Barth reference. Or if you don't, well, I sure did, and do I need further reason to P'cast?
Didn't think so. Enjoy!
Miette's Bedtime Story Podcast: John Barth: Good-Bye To The Fruits